Things I Wish I Could Say: Part. 1

No filter, just bullets.

• I wish you would get over yourself. Sure you used to be all I thought of but I hate what you've become and everything you stand for.
• You're a fat sack of shit and will never amount to anything in life. If someone offers to assist you, you get off your fucking high horse and eat a piece of humble pie. You should try to eat that rather then the mounds of grease and fat you swallow down on a daily basis.
• I'm not stupid. I'm not dumb. Sure I'm immature at times but I do it for fun. ps. you have really pretty hair.
• You remind me of the teacher in Jimmy Neutron.
• I love you and I'm sure I always will. With that being said, please kindly go fuck yourself. 
• You need to ask for more help. I'm sure you have the drive to do it yourself but I want to see you happy and you need help with that. So please, just let me help you in anyway you need. And please let yourself look pretty, you're a really good looking girl but no one can tell under that hoodie. 
• Why can't I ever be right with you? Apparently, everything I say needs to get shot down from your self righteousness attitude and your smug "life lessons". I realize you're smart and wise and everything but please let me be right for once.
• I thank you for teaching me important life lessons and getting on my back to get work done. Love ya, mean it!
• You are my rock. My anchor. My north star. My metaphorical red-nosed reindeer. You give me insight and endless amounts of wisdom. And you gave me clothes today, that was pretty cool of you.
• You cry too much. Life isn't going to give you what you want when you reach a certain age. But it doesn't matter because you're like 4 and you don't give a shit about anyone but yourself.
• You've gained a few pounds but you're still pretty. People don't agree with me but they can go die. I wish you would blow me. 
• I wish I could stop lying to you but you like my tall tales and they seem to make you happy. I think of my lying as a kind of "Santa Clause" type lie but that's my opinion.