A Very Punny Argument

I am lame; partially because I enjoy puns and partially because of genetics... The following is a conversation between a friend of mine and me. I'm in the blue, he in the red. Just a heads up, my friend isn't that grammatically correct so I'll type his texts word-for-word just to spite him. But hey, we all make mistakes from time to time. :P
What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
I sea you...?
No they just waved..
I lol'd
You sea what i did there?
Yeah... I'm actually in-salted that you would tell such a childish joke...
O dont be such a beach..
Sorry, I'm not trying to be mean on porpoise... 
Do you get that last pun? Shell I explain it for you? 
Shore throw me a line
Oh snap, buoy. It just got reel
Oh dam
Water you doing? Running out of ideas? It seems as though you're up a creek without a paddle... 
Yeah im running low on ideas
I guess I win then!
Yup lets make the conversation water under the bridge
Yeah, let's just go with the flow and let the tides change to a different topic
Whale idk what to change the subject to... How are you?
Ehhh, I've been feeling a little fishy lately, how about you?
Rather crabby if you catch my drift
Maybe a few rounds of COD will cheer you up
Or (a few rounds) with my free willy
Don't you mean your little shrimp...?
More of a white whale..
Sounds like a whale (of a) tale to me...
Dont be a shark..
You're floundering with the flow of your ideas... that last one stank worse than low tide
Sea, you dont have to be a monster about it
Yeah... you're drowning in bad ideas...
Sorry im a wreak treading on thin ice, you know
Quit being a soft-shell crab
Im like a fish outta water what can i say?
You need to reel it in and get your sea legs back
Alright is there any (way) for you to save thisconvo?
I'll write it down in my captain's log... 

Striking Realization

I'm sure I'm not the only one who thinks this of themselves, but as I look back at my former posts, I realize that: A) I'm a very fickle person and wear my heart on my sleeve and B) every single post so far has sucked! I thought by now I'd figure out how to string up a few words, slap on some adjectives and verbs and call it a proper sentence, but so far, my sentence structure and word usage have been lacking. I'm surprised at my lack of combination of creativity and functionality of my posts. Of course they get the point across and let my hoards of readers know what's on my mind, but I wish I could do it more... eloquently. I know this particular post is spontaneously created and glued together with clever wordplay and odd metaphors, but it seems like that's the best material that will flow out of my mind at 1:43 in the morning. You get what you get and if you don't like it, the door's over there.

This Feeling

Wow! I forgot what it felt like to feel this strongly about someone! I'm not going to say there's a definite future with her but I could really see something working itself out because of what happened tonight. It started out as all my plans do, with a definite outline that ultimately failed and fell apart. But from the ashes and rubble of this shattered plan, came a new, beautiful plan; we just stay home and watch a movie. This operation sounded good to me, I personally would prefer to stay in and "chillax". All three of us curled up on the couch to watch some obscure movie with the most obvious plot line and predictable acting and it was nice, I liked it. It was all well and good but after a few minutes in, it jumped up and got 14 times better! I know it's nothing extreme or drastic but she started laying on me and we kinda... ya know... cuddled. And that's when it happened! I felt what I thought had been lost forever. That feeling in the pit of your stomach that lets you know you have something special and to never let go. Needless to say, I enjoyed every second of it and hope I get more opportunities to feel this way again soon. :)