A Very Punny Argument

I am lame; partially because I enjoy puns and partially because of genetics... The following is a conversation between a friend of mine and me. I'm in the blue, he in the red. Just a heads up, my friend isn't that grammatically correct so I'll type his texts word-for-word just to spite him. But hey, we all make mistakes from time to time. :P
What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
I sea you...?
No they just waved..
I lol'd
You sea what i did there?
Yeah... I'm actually in-salted that you would tell such a childish joke...
O dont be such a beach..
Sorry, I'm not trying to be mean on porpoise... 
Do you get that last pun? Shell I explain it for you? 
Shore throw me a line
Oh snap, buoy. It just got reel
Oh dam
Water you doing? Running out of ideas? It seems as though you're up a creek without a paddle... 
Yeah im running low on ideas
I guess I win then!
Yup lets make the conversation water under the bridge
Yeah, let's just go with the flow and let the tides change to a different topic
Whale idk what to change the subject to... How are you?
Ehhh, I've been feeling a little fishy lately, how about you?
Rather crabby if you catch my drift
Maybe a few rounds of COD will cheer you up
Or (a few rounds) with my free willy
Don't you mean your little shrimp...?
More of a white whale..
Sounds like a whale (of a) tale to me...
Dont be a shark..
You're floundering with the flow of your ideas... that last one stank worse than low tide
Sea, you dont have to be a monster about it
Yeah... you're drowning in bad ideas...
Sorry im a wreak treading on thin ice, you know
Quit being a soft-shell crab
Im like a fish outta water what can i say?
You need to reel it in and get your sea legs back
Alright is there any (way) for you to save thisconvo?
I'll write it down in my captain's log...